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September 19

Today is September 19th so you know what that means.....NATIONAL BLOWJOB DAY!!! All the boys are getting blowjobs on this day
by HH102030 April 2, 2021
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september 10th

Defined as unimportant, trivial etc. But this is all subjective and can be interpreted by different people in different ways. The events of Sep 11 01 were the culmination of a focus of hatred against other people by terrorist men. One of the things that should have been learned by the whole world from the events of that day should have been that goodwill towards men and women begins at grassroots level and practiced in your everyday life. So, caring about your woman (and man) having an orgasm is a little start at getting the positivity ball rolling in the world. Lots of little things add up to a big thing so to speak. This may sound like idealistic claptrap bollocks, but the sentiment is still sound.
Sorry you didn't have an orgasm darling, let's just have a nice cuddle. Insensitivity and selfishness is so September 10th.
by Missy M September 25, 2005
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Shave That Shit September

The time of year when your family and friends begin to encourage you to shave off the manly animal growing on your face that is still left over from the previous No Shave November.
Girlfriend: "Is that a small kitten on your upper lip?"
Boyfriend: "No babe, that's my stash left from No Shave November."
Girlfriend: "You must have missed the memo. It's Shave That Shit September, so shave that shit."
by Rae Dave January 16, 2009
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September 5

September 5th is the day where you can yeet your short friends into the fucking sun
by hey what the fuck September 3, 2020
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September 19th

I can’t wait for September 19th so I can have sex with my boyfriend
by Big Willlly June 9, 2019
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September 15

September 15 is National September 14 Day. It is the day to celebrate the 14th of September.
(Bro 1): Hey bro what you have any plans for September 15?

(Bro 2): Hell yeah bro I'm celebrating September 14 Day
by DooDooBoy October 16, 2019
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23 September

NATIONAL BISEXUAL DAY HELL YEAH well anyway, it’s the day that we celebrate the existence of bi’s such as myself, because EVERYBODY IS HOT
“Hey SAMANTHA did you remember it’s the 23 September today?”
HELL YEAH TERESA”
*kisses both teresa and george*
by thebimuffin September 9, 2020
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