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Salty Dalty 

A mere boy named Dalton- usually very bitchy or "salty" on a day to day basis. The saltyness is usually caused by mood swings due to hallucinogenic poo brain.
"Dude chill, you're being a real Salty Dalty."
Salty Dalty by Big Jonn January 12, 2017

Salty shaft

When you fuck a pussy, don't take a shower, but then you fuck your main girl and she suck and taste that salt.
Definition: A verb or noun used to describe a sexy situation.

Me: Dude you know Julia?
Friend: Yeah?
Me: I fucking salty shafted that bitch.
Friend: I don't fucking believe you.
Me: *shows sexts of pussy fucking then sucking*
Both: *High five*
Salty shaft by Defkid123123 January 24, 2018

Salty Susan 

Best friend with little Lucas. Has no friends, is lame, very much an introvert. Likes watching Netflix and eating snacks. Not someone people usually enjoy their company. Loves cats, chocolate cake, and unicorns. Is nice but awkward, caring, thoughtful, sometimes a dick. Salty Susan doesn’t like emotions, people, or roaches. Doesn’t like to eat animals, is kinda gay, likes thigh highs, listens to the same song for days straight. Boring, tall, has nice eyebrows, loves unconditionally and never stops caring.
Salty Susan is so fukin gay she’s basically a unicorn.
Salty Susan by Salty Susan February 3, 2018

Salty Naan

A Salty Naan is a naan bread with so much salt it becomes a projectile weapon and a meme. Other uses of the phrase Salty Naan is and insult.
“Stop throwing that SALTY NAAN at me”

“Stop being a douche you Salty Naan”

Salty Springs Strat 

There are many strategies used in the popular battle royale game Fortnite. One of the most popular and most fun inducing is the salty springs Strat. This strategy will entitle your squad to get the fattest of dubs and the most fun times. The way that this strategy is conducted is you and your team head to the blue house and the popular location in Fortnite, salty springs. Here you will then place pyramids along the floor and edit them in any which way you please this will give you cover in more area for you to shoot your enemies then wait for your enemies to come down and give you some free loot while you go and get that bread.
Salty Springs Strat by Avry boy November 17, 2018

Salty Oreo 

The sex act were you cum on a cookie and proceed to hide the cum by placing another cookie over it, it is most common for Oreos, it’s also common to cum in dough as a chef to add an extra salty taste,
shaq: “Did you hear about the chef who came inside the dough?
Luke: Bro... no wonder it was extra salty!
Shaq: It’s the salty Oreo!”
Salty Oreo by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019