Chicken Little Syndrome

Every time someone believes the hype behind an apocalyptic theory that will end the world, and the hysteria that ensues. It is an old cumulative tale about a chicken (or a hare in an early version) who believes the world is coming to an end. The phrase "The sky is falling" has passed into the English language as a common idiom indicating a hysterical or mistaken belief that disaster is imminent.

Suffering from Chicken Little Syndrome, Johnny believes that either the Mayans were just lazy, or the world is coming to an end in 2012.

by agitprop27 July 23, 2010

Permanent drunk syndrome

A mental disorder where the subject seems to be in the state of being drunk, even when sober.

A: That guy Camille is crazy... is he drunk?
B: No he's got PDS, Permanent drunk syndrome. It's like he's drunk all the time.
A: Weird...

by besthallsnrevr November 18, 2010

Good Will Hunting Syndrome

Condition in which a person believes life is a big coming-of-age drama starring them, and the rest of the people in the world are either supporting characters or extras. They are obsessed with figuring themselves out: Why is my life so hard? When will I be happy? Why can't I get what I want? What's wrong with me? Who will finally tame my wild spirit and get me to settle down? Life, to them, is a quest to answer these questions, and it should be everybody else's quest too.

All he does is talk about himself. He definitely has Good Will Hunting syndrome.

by arafel3873 March 10, 2007

Headphone Syndrome

When someone is wearing headphones and speaks very loud because s/he tries to speak over the music.

Mike: Hey man how's it going?
Joe:I'M FINE, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!!!!!?
Mike: Whoh man, watch it you're suffering from a little bit of headphone syndrome

by Black Majik September 27, 2005

40 Questions Syndrome

The condition in which, after presenting for oral exams in AP US History, you no longer care about school.

Kranny, having drawn the wild card and selected the easy WWI home front analysis essay, suffered from 40 questions syndrome for the next two weeks.

by Lil' Theeph April 29, 2010

airhead syndrome

disease characterised by the constant thinking of flowers, cute guys, stars, rainbows, glittery & pretty things. Symtoms- daydreaming constantly, getting 30% in algebra tests, thinking Ricky Martin or goth/emo/punk guys like Lauri Ylonen are hot/cute, buying prety pink stuff and painting your nails "Purrrty pink princess". Cure: unknown. contaigious: some cases are suspected. Infection: due to a breakup, going to frequently to claire's, and unknown causes too.

Dude, airhead syndrome is becoming a pandemic.

by maxichic March 1, 2006

Civil service syndrome

A condition/ disease that can infect federal, state and local, civil service employees.

Civil service syndrome symptoms
1. Its not my job
2. Sending dumb E-mails (Think about it)
3. Two hour lunches
4. Annual leave, four times a year or more
5. Planned sick leave
6. Kissing ass
7. Working your own hours, not core hours
8. Taking credit for work that you didn't do
9. Grubbing for overtime
10.Doing as little work as possible
11.Hearing but not listening (Being a hard head)
12.Thinking only about yourself, and how great you are
13.Power hungry
14.Sick on mondays
15.Not being able to walk in others shoes

by J Martin October 8, 2007