WOK-STAR

While to the general population it means a Bowl to cook noodles (or your trap supply) on,

A Wok-Star is a #Based Pronunciation of the word "Rock Star" popularized by Playboi Carti in his Freshman XXL Freestyle.

A Wok-Star, now deconstructed in the way Sir Cartier says so:

A modern socialite who has generated so much clout that a whole wave of people try to sound and act just like him, similar to trends in rock music between the 70s and 90s.
A Rockstar had similar qualities, but a WOK-STAR also has breakthroughs in the fashion world, meme world, and the obsessive Internet fanatic world. In fact, they can generate all their living without releasing music or being a musician. A Wok-Star simply has to be relevant to everybody and they die as soon as soon as the Hype dies...

A Mouth Breather: All mainstream celebrities are such true genuises, that's why we have so much faith in them.

The Woke Minded: Nah, they are simply Wok-Stars, they are on top one minute and in the streets the next...

A Mouth Breather: Nah man, You're Just a Hater, I am about that Swaggy Gang Sh*t

The Woke Minded: I'M Woke, you're simply Wok, get famous and become a Wok-star and see what's its REALLY like Badi-Bwoy!

by DAYUM_SON_WHERE'D_U_FINDIS? July 8, 2017

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porn star name

Male porn stars have names that refer to penis size. Female porn stars have normal first names and exotic last names.

MALE PORN STAR NAME: Rod Longfellow
FEMALE PORN STAR NAME: Maria Strawberry

by Silky Smooth March 3, 2004

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star spangled banner

Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812. The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.

I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the star spangled banner . It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of horrible renditions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 24, 2007

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Star Wars

One of the things in which guys care about besides the 2 b's (Boobs and Beer)

"I want a robotic hand just like in Star Wars DAMN IT!"

by FAVNILA January 29, 2009

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nautical star

A symbol of protection and guidance. Also, sailors would nautical stars tattooed on their forearms as a good luck symbol in hopes of returning home safely.

I just got nautical stars tattooed on my shoulders.

by Sasha June 17, 2006

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