Spitting Anteater

An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.

Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.

by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014

spit shinin'

it means cheap skate or frugal.

he is always spit shinin' on food an cloths.

by greenfox212 March 17, 2014

snake for a spit

To urinate (men) or a No.1 as opposed to a No.2 i.e dropping friends off at thr pool.

Take a leak, piss, wee etc...

"Hang on I gotta take my snake for a spit..."

by ultramodern June 20, 2014

spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.

Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.

by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014

Spit Nugget

A last result insult to call someone in an argument

'You are a fucking Spit Nugget, Levi'

by Thy King September 2, 2014

spitting savage

Talking shit or trash to or about someone

I was spitting savage to that hoe.

by June9 December 2, 2014

Snake That Spits

A Native American euphemism for "penis".

I was going to bang this girl but, "she" pulled out her snake that spits.

by Roy Blanteep November 27, 2013