SPAM & HAM

When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.

I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.

by X7MCB January 25, 2025

spamming new definitions

what im doing right now

spamming new definitions is fun

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Spam

A cube of the sad parts of the pig. Because no one else wants them, hormel just tosses them into the meat grinder to put in cans.

Means “spiced ham” because it has enough sodium to choke a horse.

It actually quite delicious when you haven’t eaten in a week to “save money”

The homeless dude: “Please help me”
Me: “All I’ve got is a can of Spam and a lot of medical bills”
Homeless man: “I’ll take it”

by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023

Fuck Spammed

Receiving a large volume of unsolicited messages, from which one cannot unsubscribe without losing the few valuable messages. Simliar to a faustian bargain, but instead of your soul your inbox will get fucked.

I subscribed to my child's school news feed to get important announcements, but now I'm getting fuck spammed by all the messages about PTO meetings, mothersday stalls, tuck shop menus, dance recitals, assembly times and on and on...

by Migalius June 20, 2024

spam calling

When someone keeps calling you over and over again if you don’t answer your phone

E.J will you stop spam calling me your driving me crazy.

by Royboy76 June 21, 2024

d spam

d spamming is spamming d , mostly used by people called daniel who spam their d allot

"daniel stop spamming your d" "which d are u spamming" " D spam is the best spam of d"

by nocontextpluto July 31, 2024

spam molding

Tiktok anti filter code for hand holding to not get your post/comment removed

im an incel that has never even been spam molding with a foid

by i rizzed my pants March 25, 2025