Spaghetti Bitch

When someone gets so attracted to a friend they become a Spaghetti substance in their presence.

Wow, I appear to be your Spaghetti Bitch

by HazardMacaroni October 18, 2022

Spaghetti Wolf

Untrue information or false rumors; Cap

"I met the president yesterday."

"Spaghetti Wolf."

by Red Herring April 23, 2024

Spaghetti Mafia

Spaghetti Mafia (noun): A loosely structured organization, often not regarded seriously by the public, characterized by a lack of significant or meaningful activities, akin to a whimsical or inconsequential gathering where relevance and impact are notably absent.

That gathering was lame I don’t think those people know they are part of a Spaghetti Mafia

by ObliberTheGreat January 2, 2024

Spaghetti face

When you're overzealously eating out a girl on her period, covering your face in a combination of vaginally juices and period blood clumps.

"Man, I didn't know my girl started the rag last night and when I was done eating her out I had some serious spaghetti face!"

by ItsUrkel March 3, 2024

Blood Spaghetti

When a girl fucks a dude with a strap-on, forcing his anus to prolapse, then proceeding to suck on it like its a noodle

" Me and Dave tried the blood spaghetti move. That shit looked like lady and the tramp."

by IoitaCelt237 December 23, 2017

spaghetti toilet

The euphemism you use when your teacher bans the term "skibidi toilet." This definition is brought to you by my 9 year old little sister.

Teacher: That's it!!! No more talking about Skibidi Toilet in class!
Cocomelon Kid: I watch spaghetti toilet. :)

by a suspicious baka August 24, 2025

Southwestern spaghetti strainer

When a guy lays underneath a propped up screen door and their partner pisses through it.

She showed me the southwestern spaghetti strainer last night and I should have put down a few towels .

by RickyBobbyInc November 20, 2019