No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022

Jimmy Spaghetti

He is hella gay and plays too much apex. He should touch grass. Jimmy also always gets ratio'd like a bozo.

by ooofer123 February 7, 2022

The euphemism you use when your teacher bans the term "skibidi toilet." This definition is brought to you by my 9 year old little sister.

Teacher: That's it!!! No more talking about Skibidi Toilet in class!
Cocomelon Kid: I watch spaghetti toilet. :)

by a suspicious baka August 24, 2025

Spaghetti is so good. I crave it everyday. MMMMM spaghetti

by kitty,_kat1 December 2, 2019

When a guy lays underneath a propped up screen door and their partner pisses through it.

She showed me the southwestern spaghetti strainer last night and I should have put down a few towels .

by RickyBobbyInc November 20, 2019