When a female lays at the end of her bed and spreads both of her labia lips (similar to gargoyle wings). The male stands on the top of the bed, completes a triple spin (counter clockwise) and then slams his penis into her "spread gargoyle wings".
Male: " OH , Maria let's do the gargoyle slam!!!"
Female: "My labia's wide open like a gargoyle's wings flapping in the wind".
Male: 1....2...3... (counting spins)
Female: "My labia's wide open like a gargoyle's wings flapping in the wind".
Male: 1....2...3... (counting spins)
by I'm a bagina December 5, 2009
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