Skeet Shifter

An automatic transmission in a vehicle that has been modified to have firmer and faster shifts for better performance. the shift can be so hard that it causes the drive tires to momentarily spin causing a "Skeet" or chirp sound.

Did you hear those tires chirp? He must have put a Skeet shifter in that thing!

by eddymetal1 July 6, 2010

Dick shifter

A guy, who no matter where he is, will adjust his dick as if he is driving a stick shift rally car.

That guy in the hall is a real dick shifter

by Sharboyhohahha October 3, 2017

Back seat shifting

Back seat shifting, to get or give a hand job in the back seat of a car.

See: Paris Hilton shifting in the back seat of a '68 Camaro.
... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.

by Louis_Cali July 31, 2007

sfiftol

So Funny I Forgot TO Laugh

guy 1: So is your mom- OH!!!! Nah man, I'm just kidding, just kidding.
guy 2: sfiftol -.-

by Samar Osama Jawdat Khanfar January 18, 2009

Shaft Burn

The first degree burn on the shaft of your penis from excessive masturbating.

Dude i got a serious Shaft Burn i couldn't stop masturbating last night.

by E-jack December 5, 2010

Shaft of Cain

History-

After Cain, son of our first father Adam, killed his brother in a horrible episode of jealous rage, he was cursed with a sore curse.

In the Bible we read that a “mark” was put upon Cain; the mark, a skin of darkness, wide nostrils, big lips, curly hair, and additional girth and length in the loins - hence, the shaft of Cain.

From that time, the descendants of Cain have been blessed with the Shaft of Cain.

Come over tonight baby and I’ll let you slide down the Shaft of Cain.

by HistoryofMan August 26, 2019

Gettin' the Shaft

The shaft is like that 'deer in the headlights' moment when you realize fate just anally fucked your moral and your trust in the world is momentarily annililated.

Ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own shitty idea?

Ever been lagged out of a match because your /b/ cousin can't help but hold your bandwith hostage with his Skpe-obsessed girlfriend?

Ever been denied phone sex because "I already finished"?

You, my fellow villian, have been given the shaft.

1 New Message from "Katie<3"

*click*

I think YOU are right I THINK we should break up...

Sweets be Gettin' the Shaft man...

by Sweet Joe XXX December 19, 2011