Samuel L Jackson

The baddest motha fucka on the face of this planet. HE is fucking in everything and is the most fuckin baddest motha fucka. He was in fuckin Pulp Fiction, Deep Blue Sea, Shaft, Coach Carter, SWAT EVERYTHING FUCKA.

Asshole: "who the fuck is Samuel L Jackson"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Im the baddest mothafucka, you shit tasting mothafucka"
Asshole: "Ok Man back off its cool"
Samuel: "Who the fuck do you think I am."
Samuel: You best back off im getting a little fuckin pissed here."
DONT MESS WITH SAMUEL L JACKSON MOTHA FUCKA

by yyz August 4, 2007

Shamus

A fucking terrible person. The name shamus is only given to actual human scum. In most cases someone named shamus lies and cheats. People with the name shamus cheat on you with Claire and drunk call you saying that they still love you.

Shamus is a knob gobbler.

by Fuck Claire May 19, 2018

Brown Samurai

A brown samurai is the code name of "shit", this name is very well known amongst people that communicate with a certain slav individual.

OMFG DUDE! The brown samurai is loosing his patience. Im going to be back in 10 minutes.

by Elmo bg May 2, 2009

Samuel

a thot.

wow, what a fucking thot, must be a Samuel.

by Yurgaybestfriend October 12, 2018

Samulipistätriplajuustolla Tupsu Tupee Väänänen-Väänänen

1. a huge penis

1. He has a Samulipistätriplajuustolla Tupsu Tupee Väänänen-Väänänen so big, that he gives even John Holmes a run for his money

by Hullu_ukko November 28, 2010

Samuel

Samuel, also known as Sam, is a cute gay BOY, he is SmOrT and likes rabbits. He is a loyal Boyfriend.

SAMUEL: Sam, you are really cute
SAM: ILY too

by IceyEnder December 23, 2018

Seamus

Usually a person who is a bitch-ass, and is such a pussy that his girlfriend would have no problim cheating on him, also resembles harry potter

oh she cheated on him, haha hes such a seamus

by HEAD OF MCAULEY HALL December 6, 2010