101 sesh

A journey down the San Diego Pacific Coast Highway in which a car passenger spazzes out and performs other various shenanigans at passing pedestrians. A very common approach to this consists of the car passenger asking the pedestrian for directions and then screaming complete jibberish at them while the pedestrian stands there in complete confusion.

Car on 101 sesh pulls up next to walking pedestrian

Car Passenger: Um, excuse me.
Pedestrian: Yes?
Car Passenger: Do you know how to get to the nearest rewuhrewuhrweuhwre? (while screaming)

by Gingervitus08 June 29, 2011

Trading Session

When the guys (work bros) hit up any bar that has "Trader" in it's title:
- Whiskey Trader
- Rum Trader

You Trading it up today after work? Damn right...

Man, last Friday, we got out so early but that was a serious Trading Session

by Trader Joe's August 27, 2011

Restaurant Session

When you are feeling frisky at the local spoons, so you and the misses go upstairs to the ladies room and have a good one,
Or you are lonely and book a restaurant session for one in the men's.

Lad: How was the meal last night mate?
Lad 2: So so but i got a restaurant session out of it.

by Subway Squad April 15, 2016

flirt session

When two people are flirting.

Things were getting pretty hot and heavy before my mom walked in and interrupted my flirt session.

by FunCash November 29, 2016

Jack Sesh

A planned masturbation session, usually referring to "jacking off." The planning part is what makes a jack sesh different than simply masturbating.

Quick Jack Sesh guide:
1)Mise En Place!- Have lube, paper towels (enough for both catching semen and wiping hands so that you can continue to search for porn/switch videos without getting your keyboard all sticky) and a small plastic bag near by.
2)Make sure you have plenty of time and space. Enough time and space to jack as hard and loud as you want with moderate to loud pornography without head phones. This is important, as headphones detract from the overall masturbation experience. This means each room must be searched to ensure that absolutely nobody is in your dwelling, and you must know when people will be returning. Even if you live in a place where nobody cares if you loudly masturbate, this rule must be followed. A Jack Sesh is a holy, personal experience. A Jack Sesh must not be tainted with the presence of another person.
3) Take your time. Enjoy your Jack Sesh. Go slow at first. Find a hot video, one with a bit of a kinky story. Give yourself at least 30 minutes before you go to your go-to video and blow a massive load.

I can't wait to have a Sunday morning Jack Sesh while everyone else is at church.

by Weeaboo_Starshine March 9, 2018

Michal Sestak

The Videopreneur. An elite breed of a videographer mixed with an entrepreneur.

A well-rounded person that has his shit together. Ambitious hustler. Empathetic shark. Mr. Abundance. Life connoisseur.

"I want to be like Michal Sestak" - I want to have a freedom lifestyle.

"You're such a Sestak" - You're such an ambitious hustler.

by Sir Abundance April 20, 2020

Bewdley sesh

A Bewdley sesh is a sesh where nothing remotely interesting happens and everyone is sober.

"Bro I went to a Bewdley sesh last night, it was so dead!"

by sebbaroo December 20, 2021