pp sagins

When your pp sags so far it hits the ground and it is always raw

Damm you got pp sagins

by Big boi 735374756327 January 6, 2021

The Sagemont School

Most irresponsible school in the world. Teachers are amazing but the admin is a different story. They neglect their programs, teachers, and property. They spend $200k but when a teacher needs something for their classroom or the bathroom looks like a hurricane of piss and shit hit, they don't spend the money to do shit. I need to explain what little spine the admin has, during Devious Lick the school damages reached the value of a felony. They told people in a live presentation that they would expel, sue, and fine the student without refunding 20k tuition. They find who did it and is SUSPENDED. But they got greedy and didn't want to risk losing tuition checks so they went back on their word to allow a criminal to be educated in the place he fucked up. They choose to not replace the filthy broken chairs and desks found in the classrooms. They just throw them away and ask why we sit on the floor. The common bathroom for students is a cesspool of stall art and feet pics but the basketball bathroom is immaculate. I honestly felt like I could sleep on the floor where piss drips out dicks to the floor. Classes are even expected to cover the cost of equipment worth thousands out of pocket from an underpaid teacher. There is more I could say but I just hope this school hits rock bottom after the teachers leave and find better opportunities. Fuck Sagemont and fuck them sensitive assholes. Sagemont had its glory days and is now in its glory hole days.

Yo, I go to The Sagemont School.

Really what's it like.

Glue a bunch of bees to a baseball bat, shove it up your ass, then lick it and go hang out with some friends while having the spawn of satan watch over your shoulder.

by bbc definitions January 21, 2022

Vinland Saga

Vinland Saga is a anime which is often considered peak fiction. Because it is. Vinland Saga has inspired many people to become better, popularising the phrase "I have no enemies."

John: Vinland Saga is peak fiction!

Peter: Indeed it is, I have no enemies.

John: A true warrior doesn't need a sword

by balistah August 20, 2023

Candy Flush Saga

When someone plays candy crush saga on the toilet.

Anna: Hey Isabel, why were you in the bathroom so long... And why do you have your phone?

Isabel: I was playing candy flush saga.

Anna: oh that explains the request I got for lives...

by Diswittybitch September 8, 2013

Wise Hawk Sage

The Wise Hawk Sage is a being who blesses us with his presence by bestowing upon us knowledge that we would not have never known of if it weren't for him giving it to us. He doesn't come very often, but when he does it truly is an enlightening experience. When he is done he flies into the sun awaiting the next soul who required his wisdom.

"Oh Wise Hawk Sage, what wisdom do you bestow upon us mortals today?"

"Don't use VLC media player"

"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"

by Sunflower Man January 3, 2021

Miigwaans Osawamick-Sagassige

The First Nations Sensation himself. A simple man who enjoys “Gaming Gaming Music” according to his twitter bio as well as a fearless leader of the fLow Organization. He has taken down numerous foes in the past ranging from Kyla Schram to Nolan Bainbridge. He is also a national enemy of the Toronto-Dominion Bank (as they are filthy scammers). In his free time, you can find him attending PowWows or indulging in adult content on Twitter. He may also be referred to as his pseudonym “Dr. Omiigis” when assisting others with their problems which is often, but not limited to, “brain hurt”. In addition to this, Dr. Omiigis is celebrated for his revolutionary developments in the medical field as he has miraculously cured brain tumors and assisted in teenage pregnancies in the past.

Person 1: "Help, brain hurt 2021"
Person 2: "Go see Dr. Omiigis"
Person 1: "Who?"
Person 2: "You know, Miigwaans Osawamick-Sagassige"

by fLow Nation May 29, 2021

pulled a sage

When someone says they'll call you back but never does

"Sage is PULLING A SAGE again. Smh." "Wow they just pulled a Sage."

by kayoriko November 18, 2021