Mickey: Hey John have you heard of your ex-friend Jacob wanting to give you a Royal Rumpins?
John: ...Wtf? NO...WAY!!!
John: ...Wtf? NO...WAY!!!
by yomommasthingei August 08, 2019
by Borisgarabachov February 13, 2019
by Borisgarabachov February 14, 2019
noun
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”
by Loveconquersall777 June 14, 2025
Fucked up beyond the definition of words, while trying to convey in a professional and concise manner that it cannot be repaired and/or remedied in a short span of time, because of an outside circumstance or obligation.
I have royally jacked my shoulder working the past week with a rotatory cuff injury, because I needed to pay my rent and couldn't afford time off work. I'm going to need to take 1 - 3 weeks off work for it to heal correctly.
by Royal Jack January 07, 2023
A street in Studlands Park, Newmarket, England, United Kingdom, Europe, Eurasia, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, The Universe, The Multiverse,in which everyone has tea and crumpets and sits by the fireplace speaking with posh accents all day.
"I heard there is a new couple moving in on Royal Palace Close with us."
"Wot, wot old chap?"
"I said there is a new coup-"
"I heard, I heard. Pass the crumpets."
"By George I think he's got it!"
"Wot, wot old chap?"
"I said there is a new coup-"
"I heard, I heard. Pass the crumpets."
"By George I think he's got it!"
by A. Nani Mouse October 14, 2008
Royal is an amazing person, hew will brighten your day with his humor. Royal may seem shy and introverted but he is the nicest person you will ever meet. never judge Royal assume anything about Royal because he will allways suprise you.
I love Royal
by just-another-person May 15, 2022