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Roblox is a “free” sandbox game that really isnt free your mother will go bankrupt buying you 2 body packs for a amputated leg and no head(headless horseman and korblox in usd is about 600 dollars) which you are probably going to go into a game and get ro-fucked by a 50 year old and roblox has the shitass worst swear filter in all of video game history if your account age is set to be under 13 you cant say anything without a hashtag blocking it but apparently it doesn’t censor actually bad stuff
Shitty non helpful tags
Emilywhitegirl: your sooo #### (your sooo funy)
Theholyspirit: ### (123)
Timothygamer5939: ############## (this gaem is soo fuin i luv it!)
Therealjesus: ####### (discord)
Emojiuser69:# (🫠)
What roblox doesnt censor somehow
Livereater84: unfortunately, I swallowed the umbilical cord
Furrybeater: cúm
Stevefromdoom: Furrysexonthesink
Robloxhimself: Gaysexonthecouch
Uragayresident: Roughsexinthefloor
by TheBugInYourEar November 24, 2022
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Roblox in Real Life

When a kid plays too much Roblox to the point of thinking parkour is called obbies, and building something is called tycoons. They tend to find people with one leg and a mouth stitched shut attractive. Their are different levels of this Roblox in Real Life,

Level 1 - Adopt Me/Obbies/Tycoons. They think that they can trade their newborn puppy for a lizard. They think that obbies are real, and or parkour is called obbies. They think tycoons exist too.

Level 2 - Bloxburg
They think they can build houses and whatever they want, they think they can get a lot of money for working for two minutes. They tend to destroy their house when they don't like it.

Level 3 - Crazy,
These kids are mad. They think coca cola restores health, they think cheeseburgers are called chez burgers, they cut off their oh and replace it with s pencil. They stitch their mouth shut. They pull out swords and kill people called them noobs. they do all of this.

Level 4 - Absolutely Insane,
They think dating is prohibited, different languages (such as Spanish or Mandarin) are just people speaking in 'tags,' they are convinced that having one leg and no head makes you rich, they think money is called robux, they even beg on the streets for free 'robux,' these kids are clinically insane. Plus they do everything in all the other levels. They even trash talk people for having brown dreads, they call that stuff 'bacon hair.'
Jayden did Roblox in real life level 4 last Tuesday.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022
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Roblox

I game that allows your child to scam 4 years olds just for the joy of it
Guy 1: Hey wanna play Roblox?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: because scamming 4 years old isnt that exciting anymore
by That Kid whos scams 4 year old December 9, 2022
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Roblox car crash

Roblox car crashes are a series of (normally low quality) videos that show a dash cam of a roblox blocky car suffering an accident, such as running over NPCs or hitting another cars and shredding into pieces.
These videos are known because of using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a dark comedic effect.
X: Hey have you seen this Roblox Car Crash Compilation on tiktok? It’s so funny haha!
X: please for the love of god leave me alone.
by Ungui56 December 10, 2022
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Roblox Transfur

There are multiple kinds of this game, varying with quality.
99.99% have in game combat systems.
Some are outrageous for the "Transfur" (pretty much furries) where they get absolutely dunked on by the whole server.
Some are where the "Transfur" can dunk on the rest of the server (the "humans" who basically just are normal players)
These games may include people with doom slayer avatars, normal af players, military tactitards(maybe), or furry fanboys/fangirls.
by Somebodyiguess December 22, 2022
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Roblox Rule 34

You poor soul... If your friends told you to look this up, don't.

Rule 34 is internet slang for porn. Basically, if it exists, there's porn of it. If you don't know what porn is you're too young to be searching this.
Bob, a troll: "Hey Timmy, have you heard of Roblox's new rule?"

Timmy: "No, what is it?"

Bob: "Look up "Roblox rule 34" to find out."
by ultrabacon December 29, 2022
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RobloxHub

A hub of Roblox Sex Videos.
"I'm going Out!" - Mom
"Alright!" - Son
"Love you!" - Mom
"Leaves*" - Mom
"Oh Yesss" - Son
"Time for some RobloxHub >:))))"
by ZapDaCatLover January 21, 2023
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