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Robert is one of my favorite people. He thinks of other people and is a very kind person. He does simple things to make your day better. For instance holding the door open is a small thing he may do. Cheering you on and encouraging you to do better. Robert is very fun and often acts like a kid. He’s definitely a cute boy haha
He LOVES sports and could do them all day nonstop from baseball to basketball to track or cross country. He has a great sense of humor but is also a serious person. When you look in his eyes you will go crazy. I love Robert and those are many things about him I love.
*robert is in the hallways*
*he looks at you*
(Your head)
Holy crap.
*walks faster away*
by R 🙌🏻 June 4, 2022
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Robert

A 5’5, short bitch, who prefers to stalk rather than confront his bitches. His pathetic muscles complement his obsessive jim grind in the same way that Dennis’ dick displays his lack of testosterone. Tends to talk frequently about tearing up that albussy.
Person #1: Bro is being such a Robert right now, creeping up on girls and fapping to their vsco’s
Person #2: Factual information.
by Bigcatsmack123 June 25, 2022
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ROBERTO

Roberto is a great man with a whole lot of problems. A big dick and saggy balls. Roberto is a do’er with a nasty side you don’t want to see. Roberto is also a big softy at heart and is in love with a Tara. He enjoys long walks on the beach but also thinks doing a house break is romantic.
Someone broke into my house and took my micheal Bolton CD’s …. He must have been a Roberto
by Sonicishectic July 7, 2022
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Robert Smalls International Academy

a Shitty school, With a bunch of 11-14 year old's that think they are the shit. They think they can rule everyone including the teachers .
Jessica: Hey, do you think my mom should send me to Robert smalls international academy?
Me: FUCK NO! Don't go there. Those kids will tear Ur ass up.
by Yanky9983 July 7, 2022
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Robert Effield

A father that works hard for his family. He is a camping and four wheel driving enthusiast that loves a good beer with mates. When asking him a question just be prepared for a positive grunt or a negative grunt, no matter what type of answer you require.
child: "i love you dad"
Robert Effield: *positively grunts*
by a literal child August 12, 2022
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Robert Moment

If a Robert (works with any Robert) does a dumb thing or hacks in games,

you say Robert Moment.
wtf this is such an Robert Moment
by SpermienHändler August 17, 2022
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Robert Downey Jr.

An American actor is considered one of Hollywood’s most gifted and versatile performers. He played Iron Man since 2008 and has topped the Forbes list of Hollywood's highest-paid actors.
Robert Downey Jr. will be playing Lewis Strauss an American financier and government official who served as Chairman of the Atomic Energy Commission during WWII in Christopher Nolan's new biopic movie OPPENHEIMER.
by pacificshell50 August 22, 2022
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