(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.
See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese
See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.
by vanishingly March 9, 2024
Get the Quarter Pounder mug.(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.
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See also: Finger Licking Good
The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.
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DANG...Look at SHANE he's jus out here quarterbacken !!
Look at HIM /HER in that nice ass car they got to be quarterbacken
Look at HIM /HER in that nice ass car they got to be quarterbacken
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Get the Quarterdrum mug.1. Any turd weighing more than a quarter pound
2. Any turd so dense it could compress a physical quarter coin
2. Any turd so dense it could compress a physical quarter coin
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Get the Quarter Pounder mug.A slang pejorative derived from “first quartile.” The term is used to label a person as intellectually deficient by implying that their intelligence (IQ, competence, or performance) falls within the lowest 25% of a given distribution.
More specifically, quart invokes statistical ranking rather than any measured assessment: to call someone a “quart” suggests they are in the bottom quartile relative to others and are therefore presumptively less capable, insightful, or rational.
Quart was first mentioned on November 8, 2025, by the micro-celebrity Buzzbulks.
More specifically, quart invokes statistical ranking rather than any measured assessment: to call someone a “quart” suggests they are in the bottom quartile relative to others and are therefore presumptively less capable, insightful, or rational.
Quart was first mentioned on November 8, 2025, by the micro-celebrity Buzzbulks.
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