tuna pork

Perhaps a mis-hearing of some other word or words?

I asked him ghost dog what was inside box, and it said "tuna pork" to me quietly.

by hambro May 15, 2008

Pork clarinet

a penis

"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

Philadelphia pork dip

The act of hog tying a partner, then using horseradish instead of lube.

I heard that Dave gave Meg the old Philadelphia pork dip last night, and now she squeals whenever she sits down.

by Dirty dishes March 13, 2025

Pork Chop Breath

When your breath smells like ball sweat and semen after just giving head.

"Girl, you need to go brush your teeth. You got pork chop breath."

by Goose420 February 13, 2023

Porking

Beefing someone but because they did something haram

Did you see Abdul drinking that alcoholic beverage??? He is totally in for a porking tonight by Allah!

by Ldawg October 7, 2017

Pork Pie

A packed out fury of meat, smoothered in a jellied gloop, encased in a golden crust, and slapped between the thighs of a 60+ year old female.

Ooh, I bet Patrice has the tastiest pork pie in the street

by Lord Jebus Thy Saviour June 25, 2021

Pork factory

A dirty whore who chooses to use her vagina with many men.

Damn, that girl looks like a pork factory!

by SmashMe February 4, 2020