A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.
by ku1a5 December 20, 2024
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by Jim shit pork May 4, 2018
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Man2: innit twust Mcdonalds sold out for the first time because of him
Man2: innit twust Mcdonalds sold out for the first time because of him
by the biggest bird 69 April 24, 2023
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To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017
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by TherealOGnick October 5, 2015
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"Laura was so drunk last night that I pull porked her while her friends watched"
"Aye Laura you tryna get pull porked?"
"Aye Laura you tryna get pull porked?"
by Boatardz July 7, 2017
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