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Triple French Pork

1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.

2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.
Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.
by Richard Slinger February 15, 2021
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Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)
She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!
by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025
mugGet the Suck my porkmug.

Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick
Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.
by Bouffy Quimbi January 19, 2013
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Pork pack

A video surfaced of otis smoking on that pork pack surfaced in toledo jbeast with the commentary exclaims “ ayo bro really smoking onna frank, he smoking on that pork pack”
Yo bro you smoking on that pork pack from ohio son
by crisyueng June 6, 2023
mugGet the Pork packmug.

pork custard

Another phrase for man gravy, or to simplify jizz
I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard
by Pp pork meister July 7, 2023
mugGet the pork custardmug.
When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019
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pork

pork the flesh of a pig used as food you know pork fried rice come on this is easy
customer: can i get some pork fried rice and half a chicken.
cashier: is this for here or to go.
by Zack Mcmaster June 5, 2018
mugGet the porkmug.

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