by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011
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Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.
Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.
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(n) This is the local garage in your local area ghetto (ghettos not available in all areas. aka, the upperclass.) This local garage consists of one fat white boy and 30 skinny negros all in wife beaters (typically stained a blood red,) where your lost car can be found within 24 hours of being "lost" and after this period, disappears yet again, only to be found in peices in another Southern Parking.
Bobby "Aye bro, I think I ran into your car the other day, some crazy negro was working on it in this shop on the southside."
Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"
Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"
Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."
Bobby "Oh."
Jimbo "Fuck you."
Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"
Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"
Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."
Bobby "Oh."
Jimbo "Fuck you."
by JimbosBobbyBill September 30, 2011
Get the Southern Parking mug.A reference to the business of doing something amazing, normally at the expense of someone else. Can also mean the entire thug lifestyle.
by DankHo January 10, 2012
Get the faculty parking game mug.a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma January 29, 2012
Get the a parking ticket mug.a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
Get the a parking ticket mug.a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
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