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parkered

To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.
“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”
by Daroobee October 15, 2022
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parker james

The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.
Hey I was best friends with Parker James in high school!
by Bobby Mc Bobberson March 12, 2020
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Parker

A cool guy with a great personality, Parker Usually likes girls that are nice and supportive, He relies on other people a lot and usually has only friends that are girls and maybe one friend that is a boy, If he tells a girl that he likes her he feels that girl is the only one who understands him and he wants to cherish her forever. Sometimes he gets a little sad if he sees the girl he likes laughing and having a great time with another boy because she doesn't have as much fun around him. He likes getting to know people and doesn't want to feel like a bad person. If he ever cries around you that means he cares enough for you to let you see his emotions.
girl 1: Parker is a really nice guy

girl 2: he is so caring
by Truefacts26381 November 10, 2022
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cutest, best tik toker around, has the ability to make you fall in love with him just by looking into his eyes. you’ll never find anyone like a parker. However, in real life, Parker is a complete assbank, but still has feelings that no one likes to respect. he’s the smartest person you’ll ever meet and will help if you ask for it. parker is good as a close friend
parker is especially attracted to girls named charli
by harlbear63929366 January 29, 2020
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Parker Campion

Kaleon Campion’s sexy ass man. Aka his big cock daddy.
Parker Campion? I heard that’s Kaleon’s boyfriend! #gaypride 🥺
by parkershusband January 14, 2022
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Parker

Parkers are usually total LEGENDS and are not afraid of anything, even if they do get scared, they never lack self esteem. They are also great in bed, and very aggressive too. All the girls usually like a parker at some point. Parkers can almost never lie to the person they love, and take a lot in their pride. They are also willing to help Anyone, no matter who they are. Parkers will full send in any situation.they are also the fastest person you will know. And usually do some stupid crazy shit to make something good happen
Girl 1: who’s that legend over there?
Girl 2: oh that’s parker, he’s so great, and also amazing in bed.
by Randomwaterbottl March 22, 2022
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a parker is probably one of the most beautiful people in the world,
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3
friend: yo bro who got you smilin like that??
me: a parker.
by emofajry (aka fraise) August 26, 2021
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