Pearl Harbor

An early morning sexual advance on one’s sleeping partner.

I woke up with morning wood so I Pearl Harbor’d Sally.

by Tommy Lasordid May 10, 2018

pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.

Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.

by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017

Pearl Finish

A classier cream pie, when only a small "pearl" of cum leaks out.

Dude 1: What makes it classy porn?
Dude 2: When it's a pearl finish.

by emeraldeyes May 22, 2016

Pearl Tiara

Choosing to ejaculate on your partner's unusually-large forehead.

Harry: "Rihanna has such a big forehead that you could give her a Pearl Tiara."
Jack: "Then she really would need an umbrella."

by Jackinho May 12, 2016

pearl syrup

Another term for cum, or sperm.

I gave her/him pear syrup :^)
There was pearl syrup all over the mouth

by BBW, Big Black Widow May 15, 2016

Pearl

A white woman who likes black men.

John she won't date you, she's a pearl.

by Cubanoso August 20, 2016

dirt pearl

The compressed chunks of oil, dirt, debris and dead skin that form deep in the hidden folds of your naval.

Not to be confused with common daily belly button lint, they usually apply only to individuals with "innie" belly buttons. Dirt pearls can not simply be washed away but instead must be methodically removed, usually with the use of a narrow tool such as a pair of tweezers.

When cleaning your belly button, make sure you clean deeply and thoroughly to remove the dirt pearls. This is important to personal hygiene much in the same way as cleaning under your finger nails.

by Drlydprtddirtsquirrel August 13, 2016