Numbtits

An action taken usually by a woman whilst driving, that leads to other people's upset.

C.K.: "Damn numbtits driving on Hwy. 50 cut me off"

M.V. : "Check yo' self fool, that numbtits was a dude"

C.K. : "numbtits, numbcock all the same"

by ckayckayckay August 7, 2011

Number Nine

two gay niggas kissing.

Number nine: gay niggas kissing.
this term describes two gay niggas kissing.

by 134340? July 3, 2019

numbat

Australian slang for an endearingly foolish, awkward, or mildly annoying person.

Named for the small, endearing, Australian marsupial. See also: dingus (Australian slang).

Oi, knock it off, ya numbat.

You're such a numbat.

by thylosmall December 29, 2019

get numb

To get so high or drunk that you cannot feel your limbs.

Let's get numb.

by shareadeck March 5, 2009

Exaggeration Number

The number you typically use to exaggerate a situation or scenario.

Although there are many numbers to choose from, you tend to stick to your own exagger-number.

"I heard he has like, twelve million siblings"

"There were about twelve million people at that show!"

"Pretty sure he slept with at least twelve million people."

That's my exaggeration number

by Jenna Cameron August 11, 2012

Dropping numbers

As you know, when you go to the bathroom it's either #1 or #2. Dropping numbers refers to doing #2.

Michael will be right back. He's in the bathroom dropping numbers. OR , I'm about to go drop some numbers.

by Msimeoni May 23, 2015

go number 3

A less common euphemism for masturbation.

I need to go number 3.

by Pikcube February 14, 2017