sexy ninja roll

when hot girl leaves the bed by performing a backwards roll over her head and shoulders and landing with her feet on the floor while exposing her butt while she rolls. Usually involves the person performing the ninja roll to be somewhat flexible and athletic or just in a big hurry to get out of bed.

Charlotte tried to do a sexy ninja roll out of bed yesterday but failed terribly and fell on the floor

by henryIV81 February 25, 2011

Ninja

Ninja is a game in which two or more people must play. The game is played by slapping each other on the hand. You can only make one move per turn. Once an attempt at slapping the other person's hand is made, you must keep your body in that position until your next turn.

Person 1: Dude, my hand hurts from that Legit game of Ninja!

Person 2: Hella yeah it does, I pwned you in Ninja!

by Lavieta February 27, 2010

Ninja Turtle Toes

An unfashionable footwear combination. Wearing thongs with socks on at the same time.

Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm socks and thongs. Little did he know, people were staring at his ninja turtle toes.

by Dekkernator July 30, 2009

ninja turtle special

when you let your hand and arm get real ashy like turtle skin, then you jam your arm up somebodies ass and when you rip it out it cuts their asshole causing to bleed.

i was at the world series cheering my yankees on, when a phillies fan(asshole) stood up and said the yankees suck. so i did what any other yankee fan would do, i gave him the ninja turtle special

by ninja turtle special November 3, 2009

Ricky ninja

The Act of placing garments on one self in such a way as to conceal one self from others at boot camp to seek mass destruction of discipline and or to sneek to the shower room to masterbate.

that fucking ricky ninja just slid out from under the bed and hit me in the face with a bar of soap in a sock.

by smoot food March 4, 2009

Chat Ninja

Someone who lies, usually about their age, in order to enter a chat room.

It's only a matter of time before I go to jail for accidentally cybering with an eleven year old chat ninja.

by Randwulf February 4, 2010

ninja minge

Inserting of objects into the vagina, with the intention of passing the item to another person without their knowledge of the fact that the item had been 'minged'.

I returned this pen to the store, after ninja minging it.
I ninja minged this pen.
This cup smells funny, did you ninja minge it?

by Skyfall June 29, 2006