National 304 Day

Every year on September 28th we recognize all of the real stomp down 304s (hoes) for all of the hard work they do and the joy they bring to the world. On this day all prostitute prices and fees are doubled to show them gratitude so if you know a hoe thank them.

Tom: Hey Larry did you thank your sugar baby this morning?

Larry: Yup gave her $4k instead of the usual $2k for National 304 Day, cant wait for her to come throw it back on daddy tonight though.

by King Guru 3E September 28, 2018

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National Sex Day

A day where couples have atleast one act of sexual interaction with eachother (kissing and hugging doesn't count but can add these with the interaction)

This particular year of national sex day is on July 12 2018

by Zack Morden July 6, 2018

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National Rape Day

It should be a thing. Not a day where you are allowed to rape innocent people, but a day where VICTIMS raise awareness about rape.

And if you think rape is fine, go die in fucking hell please. AND TEACH YOUR SONS THAT S/A IS NOT RIGHT..WHEN SOMEONE SAYS ''NO'' ITS NO.

Boy one: YAY ITS NATIONAL RAPE DAY! Lets go rape some innocent girls to traumatize them. *walks up to a girl trying to grab them*
Girl one:*sprays pepper spray in his eyes and cuts off his penis and balls and shoves them down his throat*

by I am anonymous bro January 14, 2022

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National Slave Day

National Slave Day is the day when you all the slaves that you own gets to meet their family and gets to try clean water.

This day occurs on the 6th of June

“Hey today all my niggas are gonna be free today for National Slave Day

by Aki2Splashy May 31, 2019

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