James Platt

A sad man with no dad, he never fails to wee his bed and his pants are always brown. Volleyball Champion and disliked by many (especially mother and mohammed). Saddo who eats grass and dances on tables naked, he runs through farms fields naked like Theresa May, he is also an assistant swimming coach lmao. He throws a ball but doesnt get it back (no father ya see) and has no milk in his tea. oof. He plays Roblox for 10 hours straight and pees everywhere lmao, he also pees while doing volleyball on Tuesdays, what a ignorant little plum.

Ay look its James Platt playing volleyball, what a knob...
Imagine having no dad like James Platt...

by Jacks Father Figure July 21, 2022

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Mr. James

The biggest Pimp Daddy in the world. He is also the band director for the Richwood Lumberjack Express.
Anytime he goes anywhere he pimps it up, wearing a suit and tie at any show or game.
He has short thin and spiked hair that you can see right through.
He has a pimped out car from the fucking 1930s or some shit idk

He’s just our pimp daddy forever 🧡🖤

“Wow, look at Mr. James pimping it up!”

“Mr. James is my pimp daddy”

by FuturePersinger February 25, 2022

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James Island

An island near folly beach. A largely suburban area, with middle to upper class families. The younger residents party more than any normal place, and do way to many drugs. Everyone hooks up with everyone.

Kid 1: "Where's the party tonight?"
Kid 2: "I heard there was a keg on James Island.
Kid 1: Word.

by iloveyouuu912 January 20, 2011

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James Dean

the sexiest, hardest and most handsome celebrity that has ever existed.

James Dean is hot and dirty after working on a car and he's on my poster.

Ever since I was a tween I have had a crush on James Dean.

I looked to James Dean because my grandpa died.

by Courtney Mitchell January 26, 2010

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