Ahmod moment

When you confuse someone so hard, they question their existence.

Your friend: Hi
You: we are related to apple trees.
Your friend: not this again.....
You: Ahmod moment

by BigM4122 March 4, 2022

lifetime moment

(noun) When something is said or done that appears that it could be on the most suspenseful family drama network in the world... Lifetime! Typically used when overt teenage girls describe their overly pretentious drama going on in their life.

"Hey Dan, stay away from Aly today. She's been having a lot of lifetime moments lately. It's not good for your health to be near her."

"And then David actually threatened to kill himself when I told him that I cheated on him with this other guy I met at the bar, who I found out actually does drugs and I just-"
"STOP! PLEASE! My brain can contain any more of these lifetime moments!"

by ncmo April 21, 2010

Matthew Moment

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.

Wow. That was one hell of a Matthew Moment

by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022

James Moment

The act of getting a cock rammed up said persons ass

“Gee that sure is a James moment”

by Mars69420lol May 18, 2021

Murlock Moment

A Murlock Moment happens when the owner of the formerly popular Garry's mod server "Imperium Gaming WW2RP" tries to revive his server again, without making any changes to the content.

- Did you hear the news?
- Yes, Imperium Gaming is reopening again, what a murlock moment

by A funny italian man April 8, 2021

SpongeBob moment

When something happens in a movie or a TV show that is so goofy it could have happened in an episode of SpongeBob.

,,Oh man, this is such a SpongeBob moment"

by spongebobmoment January 28, 2023

sack moment

A sack moment is a time when another male (usually older) touches your sack for no reason.

Yesterday I talked to Lester the child molester. I had a sack moment that day.

by Ra_Man June 20, 2017