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Minecraft

A gift from the racist god Notch. Then it was Microsoft. It’s kinda a gift from Christ.
Person 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: You uncultured swine, Minecraft is superior.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021
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Minecraft

Example: Minecraft is a game
Sentence: Do u play Minecraft?
by FabianNowakowski July 19, 2023
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Minecraft

Your childhood.
Minecraft
:And the universe said I love you
:And the universe said you have played the game well
:And the universe said everything you need is within you
:And the universe said you are stronger than you know
:And the universe said you are the daylight
:And the universe said you are the night
:And the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
:And the universe said the light you seek is within you
:And the universe said you are not alone
:And the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
:And the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
:And the universe said I love you because you are love.
:And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.

:You are the player.

:Wake up.
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Minecraft

Person: I’m playing Minecraft!”
You: “Hey Philza made that game!
by LamebowLive October 19, 2021
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Minecraft Steve

Actually the biggest chad out there. He is two meters tall, can break trees with his bare hands, went to hell, came back in search for a hidden stronghold, then defeated a dragon from another dimension.

Also sometimes picks flowers.
“Yo, have you played Minecraft?”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”
by Vee the Fashion Enthusiast November 30, 2022
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minecraft is god he who worships minecraft is great and has power like no other minecraft give rewards like no other to worshipers
minecraft is god. i am of the religion minecraft
by caden person December 13, 2020
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a shitty game where people complain about people playing games killing minecraft because "MinEcRaFt Is ActUaLly NerDy!!" even though that makes it 100000,0000,0000 times worse. it also looks shitty as fuck, oh and they like to build swastikas too. somehow minecrafters think nerds get any pussy. they dont. nerds get gassed like they deserve to. oh and theyre weebs too.
people who play minecraft should be gassed
by gladiatorblaster September 16, 2020
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