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Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.
“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
Yeah man!”
by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020
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sexy mike

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people
by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020
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Captain Mike

A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.
Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy
by Brady_gross September 23, 2020
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Mike Pence

a guy who you dont usually hear about because he is overshadowed by his asshole buddy donny. although you dont see him much, you always get some sort of cunty vibe from him
"yo did yea hear? Mike Pence is a closeted homosexual!"
" who is Mike Pence?"
by kornguy109 November 3, 2020
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mike khoury

Mike khoury is vastly popular on twitter and Snapchat. A few of his videos have gone viral, such as the time he got finessed in the Taco Bell drive thru. People often find humor in the fact that he is extremely unfortunate.

Also, he loves his cat, Sebastian.
EX#1: lmfao you really just got jumped at your OWN PARTY, dassa Mike Khoury move.

EX#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.
by Bugcity September 20, 2017
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mike rose

Mike Rose is a confident, cool guy. Very attractive, and turns head's everywhere he goes. Enjoys talking with people and making new friends, in fact he will talk your ear off if you let him. Very focused, and determined to accomplish any goal he sets his mind to. Very funny, dark minded and has a unique laugh.
Dammmnnn, did you see that Mike Rose? Sexy af!
by Witchtits86 October 22, 2017
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Miked up

Drunk as fuck -to the point of no return, crashing golf carts and shit. Pretty much just idlin' but reekin of vodka.
Man did you see that fool do a hit and run after the safety meeting in the buggy and then wreck that unit by the pond?! That dude's miked up.
by Rat jizz April 27, 2017
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