Megan

literally insane. There is a high chance she will get you. If you come into contact with one, contact emergency services immediately.

"Hi my name is Megan!"
"EVERYONE PLEASE EVACUATE THE BUILDING!"

by Doggiewattie November 24, 2023

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Megan

She's just.. well.. an amazing person. She's an awesome friend, and if you get her as a girlfriend, you damn well better keep her! If you get her as both a bestfriend and a girlfriend, well, you're extremely lucky! She's an absolute dork, and knows how to make someone smile. She may have troubles expressing his negative emotions at times- mainly sadness- but you can tell when she's down. If she is, help cheer her up! She'll be thankful that you helped her and lifted her spirits. She's extremely committed to who she loves, and what she loves. She'll make sure to at least sneak in some time to be with what she loves the most(Guitar, cars, music, lover, etc).

As a Girlfriend, she will make sure that you know that she loves you almost every time you talk with her, which is just an adorable plus. You can trust her with anything. Of course, she may complement you back to try and get you to blush, but that's how you know she adores you and loves you. She loves to give her lover warm, genuine, comforting hugs that make you feel safe and protected. She absolutely LOVES to snuggle on the couch, or wherever is comfortable at the time! A very protective, loving, and caring girl indeed. If you see her, make sure to call her "Old-school Green Bean Casserole".

Long story short.. If you ever meet an Megan, keep her! Whether it's as a friend, or a lover. If it's a lover.. stay with her. She's the best person to ever exist. And, if she ever asks you to marry her, say yes! I know I would!

C: Oh did you see Megan?

A: Yeah she is an amazing friend. You should meet her!

C: Okay, If you say so.

by Aqua07 December 23, 2022

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Megan Ewing

Something that tends to be rude and for some reason get's an urge to become nude. Is lactose intolerant but that doesn't stop them from having dairy. Usually has an awful smell coming from them that is unbearable. On occasion's may poop their pant's in public, and should probably wear a diaper anywhere it goes. Tend's to be touchy of others, and doesn't understand personal space. Sometimes screams unexpectedly, and make disgusting noises with it's mouth. On the bright side they are fun to be around on the good days.

Uh oh! Megan Ewing pooped it's pants again. Typical.

by coolcat25252525252 November 16, 2018

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Megan

She’s either the most popular hoe in the school or the girl whose quite at first, but then a real party once you get to know her. No in between.

Megan is easily the biggest hoe in the school.

by OneEpicGirl November 26, 2018

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Five dick Friday

Someone who likes five wanks in her mouth at once five times a day(Megan special)

by Poonjab817 April 18, 2018

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megan boone

Megan Boone is anot American actress born in 1983 , April 29. She's stared in various TV shows (the blacklist,..) and movies. She's one little daughter Caroline Estabrook and is married to Dan Estabrook.

Megan Boone is an excellent actress!

by Ms megan boone slays July 15, 2017

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