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Martin

A Martin is a red head who still likes his ex even tho he knows she doesn’t like him
Martin is a simp
by Shiii idk November 21, 2021
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Getting away from martin

When you are satisfied with a sexual encounter, but your partner wishes to continue, possibly leading to chaffing.
How was your date with Susan last night? Yeah, it went great, we went back to her place, but the sex was like getting away from Martin.
by MonkeyTennis February 28, 2019
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Martin

a man who is always dtf, but only with a minimum of three guys, and he will always take all of the load after. If you do not let a martin have all of the load, you should fear for your life because he will find you and spit a mouth full of fresh into your butthole
jeez that martin just took all of my load
by EnRiktigtKallEn April 12, 2018
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Martin

A small but usually black man that has small genitalia but can be smart on anime and drinks bleach sometimes
Damn bro this Martin has been on my ass all day
by Martin wit no zero two November 21, 2021
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Martin sex

Sexual intercourse with a man and a dog at the same time while playing uno and sucking at it
by Blackcockhomie January 14, 2021
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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"
Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
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Ricky Martin

When something is so cletus you don’t know anymore
That’s so Ricky Martin
by Gav955 June 1, 2020
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