benji madden 

The smart, funny, caring, GORGEOUS guitar player of the best band in the world, Good Charlotte, full name: Benji Levi Madden; Identical twin brother to G.C. frontman Joel Rueben Madden (but Benji's the cuter one).

1)I want to be Mrs. Benji Madden!
2) Have you seen Benji Madden's new tattoo?

benji madden by Yasmin Madden...ahem...Miranda March 8, 2005

maddenoliday 

1. the day that the newest version of madden football is released. this day is considered a holiday by people who play video games frequently and/or enjoy madden football games.

2. the third tuesday of every august in which grown men call in sick to work to play a video game. this is also a holiday for the unemployed, kids, and inmates alike. this is because nobody else has the time/inclination to play a video game for an entire day, week, or in some cases that involve peoples mothers basement, an entire year

1. "maddenoliday is next tuesday"

2. "maddenoliday is on tuesday. so i'll get the day off and sleep in until 10am when the mall opens. when i get to the mall, i will wait in line for a half an hour, and show my reciept of purchase from march when i payed for the game. i will then bring the game home and play it all day while i enjoy chips and pepsi. i may have a "maddenangover" (see maddenangover) on wednesday and therefore possibly call in sick to work and play that day also. this may continue until i lose my job"

maddenoliday by kingoflb September 1, 2006

john madden 

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

john madden by Paul February 2, 2005

madden rumble 

when 2 or more people get into a physical and emotional fight after the adversary loses in madden football

Toby: Noah your such a douche.
Noah: Yea ok beaner.
Toby: Just accept it, you lost and I won.
Noah: Just shut up you beaner.
Toby: Im gonna kick your fucking ass.
Noah: How do you like that Toby. Yea I just rubbed my balls all over your jersey.
Toby: Fuckin fat prick.
(They start to fight after exchanging words. Thus, causing a madden rumble!)

madden rumble by George Warshington December 3, 2007

madden mud flap 

To be banging a fat girl doggie style, and have the bitches belly/fat roll hitting your balls the whole time.

I was banging that big girl from work the other night, and had a Madden mud flap going the entire time.

madden mud flap by big egg March 28, 2008

Maddenitis

The seemingly real "switch" of winners in sports games back and forth in a grudge match, particularly in Fifa or Madden.

It's possible to win when you should lose, but it's harder. Maddenitis usually happens when the two players are around even skill level.

Person 1 and Person 2 are playing a sports game on their home console.
Person 1 starts off with the "upper hand" and plays with ease. This would mean that Player 2 has maddenitis, and next match, Player 1 will have it.

"Wow, the only reason you picked that was because of Maddenitis."

Maddenitis by Steven Grillock February 28, 2009

Madden 

A white boy who doesn’t trust anyone or rely on anything but himself. Is a rude and disrespectful person who thinks they have all the hoes. Spelled the same way as that dumb little football game you can find on consoles and junk

Madden is such a clown

Madden by Pascokiddo‼️😘 October 20, 2019