MessY SnaCK

When a guy suck on a girls crack while shes shitting. and

Harry:hey John

John:hey

Harry:i Gave My girl a Messy Snack.

John: Whats That??

Harry: its WHen................................................................................................................................................................

John: AAAAWWWWWWWW WTFFFF!!!!!!! *throwing up*

by Kj_BlaNk June 21, 2010

Messy McDonald

Sexual fetiche involving the usage of edibles, typically barbecue sauces during sexual intercourse.

Couples need to be in a sitting posture, with the part on the top in charge of the sauce spreading.

The most common situation involves rubbing the condiment on the laying's part chest.

Jack and Joan got aroused with all the barbecue handling during their company's end-of-year party and sneaked-out to pamper a messy McDonald in their car.

by fidelito_ca December 20, 2010

messy cock touch

wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.

Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.

by African FUCK December 31, 2011

Moss Ridge Breakfast

This delicious concoction consists of eating a pop tart of preferred flavor, drinking a monster energy (The original, not the zero crap) all while chewing the almighty Copenhagen straight cut original. Mostly attempted during the opening shift.

We all attempted to have a Moss Ridge Breakfast, but no one made it past the fruity blast pop tart.

by TheCartKid July 1, 2012

Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.

Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.

by braille February 28, 2013

Moss Pocket

A vagina that's so stinky and sweaty, it almost has moss growing on it.

Man, I dont know if she was just hot or if she had a moss pocket.

Bitch try to fuck me, she had a gross ass moss pocket.

by SwagMasterCoconuthead September 2, 2013

messy organization

1. Being able to find anything whenever you need it even though your room or house is a total wreck.

2. Your room has been messy long enough that you remember where you throw all of your junk and can find it without having to clean your room.

Damn! My room is such a wreck so long that I've gotten used to messy organization!

by gm12 September 22, 2013