a scandal minute

A time between two people whenthe forget the world and its just them. From the TV show Scandal.

All I want is one minute, a scandal minute

by Oliviajane August 25, 2019

Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 03, 2020

Hit Minute

The time spent between hitting your first puff of weed and the next.

Yo, I was trying to remember what I was gonna order on the phone for a hit minute

by Hammy312 April 28, 2021

Digital minute

One minute and eleven seconds. A period of time, an integral number of which is used to quickly and roughly program a microwave oven. For example, 1:11, 2:22, 3.33, etc.

"Nuke it."
"How long?"
"About a digital minute." Ie. 1:11

by Red nine July 08, 2013

Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

by Ronnie Durbitz January 07, 2022

Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

In 5 minutes

The biggest lie that we have been told by our friends

"¿When are you gonna be ready?"
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
*4 hours later*
"Hey im ready now"

by genericusername3 May 20, 2022