McDonald's Sprite

The most carbonated shit in the world that will burn off your esophagus

Last night I had some McDonald's Sprite, that shit had me crying in pain. I had to go to the ER because it burned off my esophagus :((

*cries*

by Beyoncés wife (Bella <33) April 24, 2024

OGs of McDonald’s kitchen crew

When you first start working at McDonalds you meet the OG kitchen crew of your time they will train you until you replace them and become a OG and so the cycle continues

Have you heard the OGs of McDonald’s kitchen crew had been scheduled for the Friday dinner rush

by Scooty_alreadyinuse May 11, 2024

McDonald's Sprite

Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can bring a dead person back to life.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Spritetaste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

McDonald's Sprite

A holy liquid, it's recipe said to be pass down throughout the generations of the Mcdonalds family. Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can make a dead person come back to life. Can make a child foam at the mouth.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Sprite taste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

Mcdonalds biscuit

Dry, crumbling, calling apart

His text message responses are dry as a mcdonalds biscuit

by Spamm3rspampam October 27, 2025

McDonald’s Money

McDonald’s Money defines an amount of money between 5 and 15 $, considering that this amount is roughly what the average person spends at McDonald’s . One can also replace it with any other cheap fast food restaurant.

Jake: bro, I found money on the ground yesterday

Max: really? How much?

Jake: just McDonald’s money

Mimi: I got a steal from the flea market yesterday

Anna: what was it?
Mimi: I bought this huge painting for literal Burger King Money

Ina: Don’t throw you clothes away, just sell them on vinted, like I do

Lilly: do you make any money of it though?

Ina: well yeah, nothing major though. Just some McDonald’s money

by Mariageorge November 18, 2025

Getting McDonald

You get a 6 piece McNugget with hot mustard. Eat all the McNuggets then cut a hole in the bottom of the 6 piece McNugget box. After that you go to town on the box while using the hot mustard as a lubricant.

Jace: OMG why is Micheal getting McDonald again without me.

by JamPGT February 24, 2024