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Lockdown Lover 

The one person you choose to spend your corona-isolation with. A monogamous relationship in times of a viral outbreak.
on video-call
Cheryl: OMG who is that man and why is he kissing you? Don’t you know you are supposed to limit your social interactions?
Jeffrey: Calm down Cheryl! He is my lockdown lover.
Lockdown Lover by Lemonaids91 March 24, 2020

daddy_lover 

someone who loves there daddy
ME: omg I love my daddy
FRIEND: same!!!!
ME: I am the best DADDY_LOVER
daddy_lover by DADDY_LOVER April 17, 2020

fury lover 

Someone who loves furys
Dude my girlfriend/wife is a fury I’m so happy because I’m a fury lover
fury lover by Jake your guy May 25, 2020

oldie lover 

an oldie lover, no, doesnt love sugar daddy, they love old songs (considered old as today) like *nsync or backstreet boys, queen, ub40, the beatles, bon Jovi, aerosmith or others, I mean who doesn't? they're also used to people saying their music taste is bad and that songs are boring and they only piss off a little. they also learn modern songs and they like them (this happens mostly in gen z , but rather listening to oldies. an oldie lover is one of the best kinds of people in the world, so become their friend and appreciate them
not-so-cool person: i mean, bon jovi is really overrated but mostly is more horrible than digging 3 hours and only find paper
gen z: ok and?
gen z girl's bff: arent you going to kill her for insulting you?
gen z: no, it's ok, I'm used to, I'm an oldie lover
oldie lover by marielsitaa June 24, 2020