Lauren

I guess she’s a mole rat 😂🤷🏼 ♂️

Lauren’s a mole rat

by Catcherman_3 June 7, 2018

Laurence

The greatest hoe in history of hoes.

I heard that you slept with Laurence the other night.

Yeah he's a hoe.

by calebswangian69 February 17, 2020

whorein lauren

Any girl, named Lauren or otherwise, who cheats on a guy, or is just generally a slut.

NOTE: does not have to be a girl named Lauren, its just a fun rhyme.

Whorein Lauren tried to come to my party but I told her no because I dont want her trying to do keg stands and getting her herp lips on my tap!

Did you see what that Candice girl did at that frat party??? What a whorein lauren!

by Sarah hellcat March 6, 2008

Lauren

A sexual position in which a chick is lying on her back while holding the back of her legs and pulling them as close to her neck area as possible...Looking as compact as possible.....LIKE A "FUCK BALL"

Husband: Oh my goodness, that couple is having sex like a LAUREN
Wife: No honey....That's the Fuck Ball...
Husband: It's the same thing honey....
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BF: Hey babe, wanna do the Lauren ?
GF: Isn't that just the "Fuck Ball"?
BF: Fuck Ball Lauren, Same Diff!!!
GF: Okay, let's get it on!!!

by n54 March 1, 2011

a lauren

When you shit in someone's mouth then give them an uppercut

Let's get weird and do a Lauren together

by Gypsyface May 5, 2016

A Lauren

When you're having a WhatsApp conversation with a girl, they read the message but don't reply for at least 30 minutes.

We're getting on great but she keeps doing a lauren and not answering my messages

by Joffalot May 24, 2017

Lauren

Lauren is the name of a rude girl who gets very sassy and bossy
Lauren can be a diva but you never want to get on her nerves
Lauren is very beautiful and you should always treat her with respect
Lauren is the name of someone who is not very athletic

I went to laurens house and she made me bow to her acting like i was her queen

by Mirijana October 17, 2016