licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

Licking fuzz

The act of eating a females vagina when it has been unshaven for at least 2 weeks.

I hate licking fuzz

by Frozen Bob December 13, 2017

licking nuts

When you lick the flavor off of your nuts
Could be from trees or other,depending on situation

She sat down after the call, and started licking nuts

by kiitybarmeow December 17, 2017

Licking it

When someone tries to avoid conversation by making up excuses. The opposite of "Milking it".

He was eager for the conversation to end, he was really licking it.

by umbrella underpants January 19, 2018

Licking matches

Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit

"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"

by Fennejenny May 16, 2018

Licking Ween

The state of wetting the ween with your tongues

Sup bitch you down with licking ween

by Slongpancake October 16, 2018

Licking Nickels

Giggling while orgasiming.

Steve stormed out last night, I mean, I don’t really blame him, I thought about his epic failure trying to find my clit, but eventually he did and I was licking nickels something fierce. Oops.

by Philly B9 December 25, 2018