Hello Kitty Retard 

Any female over the age of 11 that has an infatuation with Hello Kitty.

Usually ugly goth /emo girls will walk around with hello kitty swag to appear 'cute' and 'original'

"Omg that attention whore girl with the frankenstein boots and pink hair extensions is such a Hello Kitty Retard"

Hello Kitty Retard by *LoserLicious* June 16, 2010

Kunta Kitty 

any of numerous species of black cat marked by a general habit of slaving to their owner.

Kunta Kitty, get up off that counter 'fore I whip yo ass!

Kunta Kitty by cybertoothhellcat November 12, 2007

alpha kitty 

Passive-aggressive, insecure female. One who demonstrates the irony of self-appointed, group-based, non-conformity. (Hello Kitty, a translation: you ARE cookie-cutter).

I am an alpha kitty because I'm my own person and wear vintage clothes like Sarah Jessica Parker. We alpha-kitties pay pros to video ourselves bopping around telling you about us on the internet.

alpha kitty by Janet90322 October 15, 2007

Hello kitty undercover freak 

A girl 17 or older who really likes hello kitty and seems cute and innocent, but turns out to be really freaky in bed. (in all good ways of course.)

Bro talk: man, I met this girl who really likes hello kitty man, and I thought she was gonna be pretty regular in bed but dude, I'm telling you. Total freak, and I love it. She's a hello kitty undercover freak!

Hello kitty undercover freak by George hernandez September 14, 2012

Wet Kitty 

When a heavy load is released between a womens thighs and makes it wet like a water slide. When you give a thigh pie as well.

As brad released a massive load into a womens thigh it is very wet. Brad gave nic a wet kitty.

Wet Kitty by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) June 10, 2014

Chill Kitty 

when you take your cat into your bathroom while you hotbox it. That cat is now known as a "chill kitty"

Stoner 1: we totally hotboxed my bathroom last night, it was sweet
Stoner 2: nice man, how ripped were you?
Stoner 1: pretty ripped... shouldda seen my cat though. after 10 minutes in there he was a total chill kitty.

Chill Kitty by Pabloo Richardson February 1, 2009

Sewer Kitty 

Smelly Women gentialia that smells similar to a sewer

" Ooo Girl, you smell like sewer kitty."

Sewer Kitty by Jamickagurrrrllll October 12, 2011