kelly kanemitsu

Noun

(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)

Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.

“ WHOMST the FUCK ate my Trader joe’s Pretzel?!” Said person 2
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.

by dungdoit May 15, 2019

Kellycampbell

A dock worker who enjoys watching Facebook live videos . In his spare time he loves being shenae's man bitch. He is a liberal

Kellycampbell. Get my Starbucks.

by Little scrappy May 28, 2019

kelly square

literally hell. a place where both time and space do not exist. if you thought Florida driving was bad, just come see this. located in Worcester, Massachusetts.

Person A: Hey, dude, I got flipped off while driving.
Person B: Kelly Square?
Person A: Yeah.

by noteventhatfunny May 30, 2019

Kelly marshall

Liar and deciept

Kelly marshall is a bitch

by Kelly the 2 face bitch July 21, 2019

Kelly slap

A slap delivered in order to aid a Male in sexual performance with another partner. Slap happens prior to sex almost like a "get in the game".

He needs a good Kelly slap to sleep with his wife

by J. G. July 27, 2019

Kelly Robertson

Crazy bitch,

300 pound dudes commonly pass out in her bed,
can “quit nicotine cold turkey”

“Do you know Kelly Robertson”

“yeah I slept in her bed last night”

by inthecell123 September 17, 2019

Kelly Warrior

Northern Aboriginal slang for homeless people who drink kelly's.

"Remember Rodrick from High School?"

"Yeah! I heard he's a Kelly Warrior now."

by brewwarrior September 26, 2019