Kelly Sloan

An incredibly cute guy with a good personality and a biiiiig dick.

Ong I want Kelly Sloan so bad.

by ghettodick69 October 10, 2022

Kelly

The fragile, white male equivalent of a ‘Karen’.

You are speaking to the manager, Kelly! Because I’m the manager, you Caucasian crybaby!

by UrbanDick2020 September 18, 2020

kelly

hes a poopy head

wow that guys a poopy head must be named kelly

by A logan March 5, 2024

Kelly Clarksoned

When someone covers a song but does it better than the original. The song then becomes theirs.

Ben Platt totally Kelly Clarksoned “Diet Pepsi” by Addison Rae

by Seedaphil August 18, 2025

Kelly Cheung

the most beautiful person i haven ever heart. She is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious pretty, clever and smart!!!!! We love her!!!

Kelly Cheung is the most beautiful girl i have ever heart.

by Njkbcdkjdbkjdbhjksdfnh November 23, 2021

Kelly bastard

A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.

“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”

“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!

I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.

I’ll get you a water back in return”

“You f***ing Kelly bastard”

by Mrleeds November 22, 2021

Matthew kelly

Matthew Kelly is a very dumb Asian boy who is a great at rapping. Matthew Kelly has just released his new album on Spotify. He likes to watch prawns in class, especially religion

Look it's Matthew Kelly, such a great rapper.

by Henti lover November 23, 2021