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jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.
Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.
by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016
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skylar jade burdette

A short baddie with a fat ass. Aside from her desirable body shape, she has the face of a goddess. He green eyes and freckles mixed with her dirty blonde hair make for a perfect individual. Her passion for the things she loves is above all else and she is my dream girl.
skylar jade burdette is a goddess sent from heaven
by penguin popper November 17, 2023
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Cunty Jade

The transgender queen struts down the runway with unmatched confidence, radiating power, beauty, and allure. Every step is a declaration of strength and artistry. Jade isn’t just incredible, she is the embodiment of grace, resilience, and excellence, the most extraordinary woman to ever command the spotlight.
"Woah! It's cunty jade!"
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Jade

A funny, smart girl, who always keep your spirits up and reassures you every step of the way. Hardworking, and a great friend. If you’re lucky enough to have a Jade as a friend, make sure you appreciate them, and if you are a jade, accept it, your amazing <3
Girl 1: i wish i was friends with jade!!!!
Girl 2: yeah!! Shes the best!!!!
by girrafeis_cook July 9, 2022
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Jade

the missing piece to your puzzle. The comforting reminder that not everyone in this generation sucks. She will love you unconditionally and she will love you even on days you don’t love your self. An astonishing result of gods handy work. If you know her you’re lucky. She is a prime example that . The baddest bitches have been dealt a shitty hand but continues to play her cards like a fuckin boss. Girls wanna be her and guys wanna wife her 🫶🏼💕
Bro I really wish I could lock down a jade but my bank account on E so i gotta settle for tawny 😒
by Chass999 March 5, 2023
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Jade

Jade is the name of a girl who is extremely overweight. This girl smells like rotten fish mixed with 8 week old eggs. She is considered pip under all circumstances.
by DefinitelyNotShenan September 24, 2020
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Jaded

To get lore shoved down your throat for an extended period of time.
Hey man Johnny just jaded the shit out of me for the past 3 hours.

Haha get fucked on.
by Getfucked69 September 4, 2021
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