lewis: malaga version

a boy with uncanny amounts of testosterone who is passionate about darts at pob and his most prized durag. caught whizzing round on a bike in the late hours in Torremolinos and made popular for his reactions to countless mugshots being taken of him

lewis: malaga version: "mate what you fuckin doing mate i dont want you fucking kiwi i just wanted to go pob for some darts

by Bigger than average dog February 28, 2024

Gail Lewis

The best Walmart worker to ever live who retired 2023 who had a prime of the 2015/2016 season

Did you see Gail Lewis tackle that shoplifter!?

by Porch December 1, 2023

Lewis

Lewis is a simp

Lewis is a cocky simp

by lmao694200 October 31, 2020

Lewis

Lewis is a big nonce that shags cats in Manchester and also has a massive hard on for lil boys.

Philip: Have you heard of Lewis?
James: U mean the big nonce locked up for grooming them kiddies at the park?

by Mango2000 May 15, 2020

lewis aspin

Lewis Aspin is one of the most sexiest lads in the world. If u have a Lewis Aspin he will make u laugh and laugh. If u have a boyfriend called Lewis Aspin U will be so lucky because he won’t always mess anything up. He is one the best athletes around. Sports they are good at: Football,Running and basketball. U are lucky if u are with a Lewis Aspin

Lewis Aspin is on of the best lads around

by Jaaacob4 January 9, 2018

Lewis Cactus

twitter sensation and niall moran’s worst nightmare

“who is bendy’s father again?”

“his name is Lewis Cactus”

by lewis3i May 28, 2020

Will Lewis

A man who thinks he is solid but has 1000 belly rolls that cover his penis. He is incapable of walking due to his saggy boobs dragging along the floor.

Will Lewis is a nob

by FenrisLoser July 22, 2022