IronGrape

Honestly the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He a very epic person. If you're a woman you should definitely date him, don't worry if he's already dating someone else, he has a harem. IronGrape is easily the most alpha male known to man. He has a massive penis and is very good at the sex. No fatties.

1: Yo have you heard about the IronGrape guy?
2: Yeah I just gave him head

by IronGrape August 28, 2020

Ironlungs420

A insufferable asshole who degrades others through emotional manipulation & is a perverted sexually deviant that harasses women on the internet & in real life. He's egotistical with a dominate complex larger than Zeus. He's rude & spreads countless amounts of negativity towards all those within his vicinity. He'll use implausible deniability to play victim & convince people that he's the one cornered.

Ironlungs420 is impossible to speak to

by Sierras ugly June 4, 2023

cock iron

a person who qualifies as a dick, but is blinded by their own dickieness and usually is found to be talking about themselves and their cock filled day. Moreover, most cock irons also own an ironing board in the shape of a cock, usually this was given to them as a gift from a friend who wanted to remind them how much of a dick they are during everyday ironing. The cock iron also works well for cock shaped shirts which most cock irons have a diverse supply of.

Garry is a huge cock iron, he just blabs on all day, like a big cock. Ya I know last christmas I bought him a cock shapped shirt to go with the cock iron that i bought him for his birthday. Wow thats alot of cock iron.

by laughs at peoples misfourtunes April 17, 2010

hydra_ironic.memes

A cancerous instagram account that reposts bad memes. Also one of the admins runs a shitty YouTube channel.

Retard: “Hey did you see hydra_ironic.memes new post” intellectual “It sucked”

by EdgykidXD May 28, 2018

Waffle Iron

When you poop in someone's laptop and then close it

I just gave the teacher a waffle iron. That'll teach that bitch not to give me detention!

by Epic Butters 69 September 7, 2019

Move some iron

1. The thing the guy on the commercial with the "SALε" sign does.

2. What iron guys move.

(After looking at the "SALε" sign) Hey Brah, let's go move some iron.

(One iron guy to another) The job description said nothing about CPR, all it said was move some iron.

by djdank February 28, 2009

Iron Fist

The act of taking ones hand and clenching it into a tight fist with the properties of iron at which point it is then thrusted into the rectum of a unsuspecting target, causing irepairable anal damage and an odd, humiliating sexual pleasure.

"My bitch likes it hot, Iron Fist style."
"...dude your fucked up."

"You ready to be fisted?"
"Yes but no lube."
"...kinky."

"Anyone like Tekken?"
"You sick fuck!"

by The Iron Fister November 4, 2008