An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.
After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.
by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014
Get the hammered hatmug. by merpmerpmerp0999 July 9, 2017
Get the hat hoemug. Yesterday I was on a bike and I was doing this mad trick - it was gnarly - and I fractured my brain hat.
by Brainhat August 7, 2018
Get the brain hatmug. by my funnieness November 24, 2020
Get the mi hatmug. by jesusreallylikesmeman June 12, 2017
Get the mom hatmug. by Big daddy "skin" March 5, 2015
Get the knitting a hatmug. by BelfastMeatHat November 16, 2019
Get the Meat hatmug.