Sun

The stupid fucking circle that floats above us in outer space thinking it’s sooo cool giving life well fuck you sun all you do is ruin my eyesight for 2 minutes
Also the focus of an SCP-001 proposal where every living being melts into flesh puddles

Fuck the sun all my homies hate sunlight

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA February 11, 2021

Reverse Capri Sun

When you are having anal sex with somebody and urinate inside to regain erection and their body consumes the urine .

Took the local bar maid home and Offered her a Reverse Capri Sun...

by DoggeMan November 15, 2023

Human Capri Sun

Using a mans natural protein as a form of performance enhancer.

When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.

by IntoTheGrimm May 5, 2022

Sun

The sun is a deadly lazer

The sun is a deadly lazer

by Daisy destruction May 28, 2017

The Fucking Sun is Racist

When somebody who has a big ego is racist, you say "The Fucking Sun is Racist"

Goddammit, Donald Trump, The Fucking Sun is Racist.

by TWGuy June 18, 2021

Sun Touched One

Black

Linni: "you must be a sun touched one."
Black Gandolf: "wha..."

by Lagcasist April 8, 2025

Sun

big hot ball in the sky

"Yo, that guy got blinded by the sun 'cuz he looked into it too hard."

by 5guys_and_a_baby January 31, 2022