The big hump

5 years post Covid-19, middle ground of 2020-2030 ae: the big hump

2025 almost over bro we’re leaving the big hump

by Percules6996 July 25, 2025

I'll scoot a hump on ye

I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent

If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye

by Derry Irish November 5, 2021

mega hump

Getting very upset over nothing
Feeling extremely upset over something someone said to you.

Jack called her weird and now she wont talk to him cause she has the mega hump.

by Eli. December 15, 2008

air humping

the action of trying to impregnate the air
(50% success chance)
(50% death chance)

"THAT NIGGA IS AIR HUMPING!!!, HE'S TRYING TO IMPREGNATE THE AIR!!!"

by Taffeta_ May 31, 2024

jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers

Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014

hump hustler

A criminal defense lawyer that specializes in sex crimes. Popularized by the TV show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

person A: "Hey did you hear Joe got arrested for touching a 13 year old?"
person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
person A: "what a hump hustler"

by randomguy132 July 16, 2023

Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.

Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.

by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011