human billboard

A person who wears garments decorated with corporate logos, or slogans. The logo can be either the manufacturer or designer of the garment, or a sponsor (eg sports event sponsor). On a deeper level it refers to someone who feels that they must advertise their income level or taste in clothes in an obvious way to gain peer approval. Also refers to someone who unwittingly engages in the act of advertising by wearing such garments.

Wearing tracksuits or baseball caps with company logos, bags with the name of the designer printed on them. 'The human billboards thronged around the pit area like dancing biped TV ads.'

by Tim Francis May 25, 2007

Humanitarian Whore

A person who performs excessive acts of selflessness and volunteerism in order to fulfill and demonstrate their love for the human race.

Another race for the cure? You're such a Humanitarian Whore !

by Lufia Lee June 25, 2008

Humanip

slang for marijuana. seeing as catnip is the marijuana equivalent for cats, Humanip a combination of the words 'human' and 'cat nip' together.

Matt: so you sell humanip?
Deven: hella do, if you ever need that dank just hit me up.

by GinjerNinjarominator January 26, 2010

human parking cones

when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them

Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right

by J-fisher December 14, 2010

Human Oil Change

v.
In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.

Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"

by Kiril Ishikawa December 19, 2014

Human R2D2

It's that thing when a midget on roller skates is inside of a trash can and dialing on speakerphone

Look, a Human R2D2

by Jimbob McHorseraddish February 21, 2015

Sledding Human Centipede

When forming a chain of 3 or more sleds and sledding down a huge hill and having an epic crash at the end. Sounds like a cool idea but in the end everyone gets destroyed. Thus follows the plot of the Human Centipede.

Steve: "Dude, we should all get together and sled down in one chain"

Kyle: "A Sledding Human Centipede. Not trying to go to the Er."

Steve: "Pussy"

by Da real Adler Smith trick February 22, 2011