Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
Get the Humping Possumsmug. by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020
Get the Candle Humpingmug. by SomeRandomMonthGuy October 24, 2019
Get the National Hump Monthmug. A hilariously affectionate term for small children—especially your own chaotic offspring—who are equal parts adorable and exhausting. Spawned from a late-night combo of love, sleep deprivation, and questionable vocabulary choices
by Craigzyc July 26, 2025
Get the Hump nuggetsmug. March 29th. It's a day for after someone birthday party and for the afterparty it will be time to dry humping through the night
by 67U3jame March 28, 2025
Get the Dry humping after partymug. When your extremely horny that u put on porn and dry hump a pillow/Blanket then after cumming you fall asleep
by MyPPHurtsAlittle September 15, 2021
Get the Hump-A-Dumpmug. The act of a female being humped in the throat region of the body, usually while the male is upside-down.
"Hey man, did you see that female throat humping on the dance-floor last night?"
"Nah man! I didn't see it, I was doing it!"
"Nah man! I didn't see it, I was doing it!"
by inappropriatesparkles September 19, 2014
Get the Female Throat Humpingmug.