Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease monkey

Someone who is too greasy at hockey

“Yo look at the grease monkey and those dangles” said Tom

by GreasingGreaser April 23, 2021

grease monkey

A playful and flirtatious term for a woman’s intimate area, especially when aroused. Often used with confidence and attitude to imply exclusivity, desirability, and control—like a personal, off-limits treasure.

"He been trying for weeks, but he can't get none of this grease monkey."

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 3, 2025

alley grease

Alley Grease. Usually the bums & the derelicts that are behind buildings loitering in and around dumpsters… And are usually found in larger cities.

At the end of my work shift I went out to dump the garbage… And to my surprise, there was more alley grease than normal on this evening

by spukspuk February 17, 2022

greased

Guys getting ready, pregaming, getting ready for a party

"Ready to get greased before we head out?"
"Dude I'm already greased, let's go to the party!"

by chickpeaprincess October 26, 2017

Chip grease

A racist slur used against African Americans. The reference dates back to slavery. Famously quoted by an 18th century save owner referred to as only "Ian"

Make sure t avoid the urban areas, theyre crawling with chip grease.

by Purple raven November 15, 2023

Greased

When you smash or hit a bih.
Getting some 🐱.

Mann i greased that peez last night.
I greased her in the bathroom.

by Yae🖤 March 30, 2022