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goose

Just your average looking girl. In between a hot gorgeous girl (juice) and a overweight female (moose). When your at a party and there are a ton of girls there, but none of them are hot and none of them are ugly....you are in the presence of a whole flock of geese.
"I didnt get a good look at that girl"
"Oh dont worry she was just a goose"

"So whats the juice situation at this party?"
"Dude were surrounded by a whole flock of geese".
by biggggss September 23, 2009
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The Goose

The Goose, mostly used in a poker game, meaning you are having a run of bad luck, that you have been delat a bad hand
The goose is honking
by Chris Lambert April 29, 2006
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goose girls

Girls who like to drink Grey Goose & party!!!
Katy met up with Amy and Katey at Lauren's house to hang out. They ended up being Goose Girls partying it up mixing drinks with Grey Goose!
by Pool Party April 22, 2006
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goose

a sexy little love machine who likes it in the shower
goose:the water feels great thereeee...
by sillygooseberry. June 20, 2009
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Goosebottom

A person who makes silly remarks. Or who is being silent on a computer and you want them to hurry the hell up and talk to you.
You goosebottom! Why are you not talking?
by Jake411 July 5, 2006
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gonosyphiherpeles

Gonosyphiherpeles is the worst super STD originating from the Southern California area, most likely bred in Paris Hilton's echo valley vag. The disease has spread to the eastern shores of the US, and can be found most commonly in guidettes.

Males show no symptoms of the disease and will experience their penis falling of after six months of intercourse with a carrier whore.

Symptons of gonosyphiherpeles include the following: Super red love orifices, herpes(obviously) and a thick green discharge coating the mucus membranes of the vagina.

If a carrier whore is on her period, her tampon will most likely be a crusty mix of red, black, brown and green.
Nathan: Dude, I think I'm going to nail that new chick Cheyenne.
Justin: The one from California? No way, she nailed over thirty guys and got gonosyphiherpeles
by Trey Black April 23, 2008
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goosedairbus

1. What happens when a flock of Canada Geese is sucked into the jet engines of an airbus which is trying to take off, necessitating a water landing in the Hudson River, or some other unplanned location.

2. Starting on a long trip and due to unexpected circumstances, your trip is cut drastically short. You end up somewhere you don't want to be.
"Within minutes of takeoff, the crew of the US Air airbus hit a flock of geese. They lost both engines. The captain instantly knew they were experiencing a goosedairbus ala Hudson. Fortunately, due to quick thinking and experience, crew and passengers survived unscathed.

Talk about getting goosedairbussed the other day. I started for the West Coast but the NY State Police pulled me over for a busted tail light. I had an old warrant. I spent my vacation in jail.
by slowhands57 February 13, 2009
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